on top of old smoky

One of the more interesting flecks of debris from the New Hampshire primary is a blast leveled at a female heckler by New Jersey's Governor Chris Christie, as he spoke this past weekend on behalf of Mitt Romney. As she berated him for the employment rate "going down" in his state recently, Christie shot back, "You know something may go down tonight, but it ain’t gonna be jobs sweetheart"

Fans of the governor have been falling all over themselves since then, trying to sell the notion that Christie was saying that Rick Santorum was "going down," or something, but I'm sure they know as well as the rest of us that big Chris was telling this gal that before the rooster crowed, she might conceivably penetrate the deepest recesses of his voluminous trousers and, moving aside the folds of his pendulous abdominal tissue, be subjected to a close encounter with Smoky the Log, or whatever Mrs. Christie calls it.