Sunday, June 08, 2014

dirty-minded

If we put ourselves in the hands of autocorrect, we find ourselves with a risqué interlocutor.

Have you ever texted someone with the news that "my boyfriend just left with his mom's corpse,
When what you typed -- or thought you had -- was "his mom's Camaro?"

Or you ask a guest whether "chicken fajitas sound OK." But the text he receives invites him for chicken vaginas, which leads to the rejoinder, "No, not really...and ROFL by the way."

See the full text of these & 33  more gems.rat cheer.

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