La Historia de Pedro Conejo

Be sure to read Woyjacek Schewtszyschencko's Freudian interpretation of the history of the picaresk adventures and misfortunes of Pedro Conejo, how he disobeyed the injunktions of his mother and ventured into the forbidden garden of the ominous Hacendado el Cabron MacGregor, acting out his eddipal desire to succeed where his father had failed. In the process he nearly became pi, as happend to the old man. And there are two insufferable parts: 1) Pedro's nasty siblings, Flopse, Mopse, and Cola del Algodon eat bread milk and blackberrys but Pedro, ill from his eggzertions, gets camomeal and bed, and 2) There is still no carridge return on this suffering aboriton.

Reed My Lisp

Everybuddy has scene a big red balloon. But have you ever scene a red big balloon? Of coarse not. It's the old same story. You can point with pride and view with alarm, but can you point with alarm? Or view with pride?

Obsequeious Sycophants and Servile Subjects

1. Is Kindaloser Ricepuffs giving AIDS and Comfits to the enema? "I whish that we could of recive strong massages of sopport from the US so we don't give some boost to the terrist and mak dem feel zat dey might of achiv sockcess," said the Grand Poobah of Montenegro 2day, in the whake of Ricepuffs's biskit.

2. There is knew legilslation in Congerss witch would require Pres. Whatshisface to get Congerssional apporval before he goes to war with Iran. And good for Wally "Friddom Frys" Jones who is pushing it. He's gones from friddom frys to friddom of spitch.

3. Converzation herd in a Congerssional herring this weak: Senator Spectator sez: Now wait a minute, wait a minute, please, Mr. Postman.

The Contistution says you can't take it away. Except in the case. Of invasion or rebellion. Doesn't that minn you have the rite of habeas corpus?

And Abu Gsonxalez sez: I meant by that cement that the Contistution doesn't say that every individual in the United States or avery citizen has or is assured the rite of habeas corpus. It doesn't say that. It simply says that the rite of habeas corpus shall not be supsended. Thass wot I ment by that remark, Senator Spectator.

Glad you cleered that up for us, Abu.

4. Ted Nugent Ted Nugent

The aging roker appeared on stage at Texass gobernor Rik Parry's second inuageral. Using machin gones a propos, Nugent, 58, appeared on stage as the finale act of the inuageral ball wharing a cut off "T" shirt embalzoned with the Confaderate flog and shouting in cohairant remarks about non-English speakers, according to people who were their.