Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Politics and Porn


If you're planning to engage in either politics or commercial pornography, you'd be well advised not to use your real name.

I've noticed that Hillary Rodham Clinton has dropped the "Rodham." Too aristocratic sounding. These days you want something that will appeal to minorities.

Barack Obama. Barack Hussein Obama. Barack Bob Obama. Nguyen Jamal Singh Greyfeather Hinojosa.

If you want to be a porn star, you derive your screen name this way: name of first pet plus name of the first street you lived on.

My pornstar name is Ralph Glenaven. What's yours?

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