Squeaker

Senator Clinton eked out victories in Texas and Ohio yesterday, or maybe I should say, she eeked them out.

The tireless Markos Moulitsas Zuniga, aka "Great Orange Satan," sleeplessly did the math at his famous site, and the results, while tentative, are revealing; the candidates fought a Battle of Antietam -- much blood and treasure expended, zero result, except both combatants are still standing.

So when, assuming we're permitted to ask, is this TV miniseries going to end? Or will it just go on forever, sort of like "All My Children?" People are saying the Pennyslvania primary is, like, seven weeks away.

Ugh!