Thursday, August 14, 2008
Pot, Allow Me to Introduce Kettle
President Bush decided to lecture Russian President Vladimir Putin on the finer points of what it would take for Russia to become a prudent and respected member of the world's community of nations. Like us.
"To begin to repair the damage to its relations with the United States, Europe and other nations and to begin restoring its place in the world, Russia must keep its word and act to end this crisis," Bush said.
Then he sent Condoleezza Ricepuffs to Paris, where she was last seen inhaling the fumes of a glass of absinthe at Folies Bergere with that dog, Nick Sarkozy, while Dubya stayed home, screaming loudly and brandishing his toothpick.