Thursday, August 14, 2008

Pot, Allow Me to Introduce Kettle


President Bush decided to lecture Russian President Vladimir Putin on the finer points of what it would take for Russia to become a prudent and respected member of the world's community of nations. Like us.

"To begin to repair the damage to its relations with the United States, Europe and other nations and to begin restoring its place in the world, Russia must keep its word and act to end this crisis," Bush said.

Then he sent Condoleezza Ricepuffs to Paris, where she was last seen inhaling the fumes of a glass of absinthe at Folies Bergere with that dog, Nick Sarkozy, while Dubya stayed home, screaming loudly and brandishing his toothpick.

2 comments:

Eladio said...

The irony of Bush and Co. lecturing Putin is overwhelming. It would be funny if we weren't talking about war. Sick might be the word.

Do you think they really believe they have any sort of moral authority to open their lying mouths or do they just have no shame left?

Joe said...

Funny in a strange and actually sad way that Bush rants how this is the 21st century now. Like militarism should've ended by then. I actually believed in the world really honoring that notion in 2000. Bush hypocritically ruined it.