A correspondent writes:
89% of Republicans are WHITE ANGLOS.
What should all those aging White Guys do?
They should live in mobile home parks in the Mojave Desert of Arizona and California, and play lots of golf -- full-size golf (XL) and miniature.
They should go to McDonald's and ask for senior coffee. They should play bingo on Friday nights.
They should attend church and be sincere believers in Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, but not let the teachings of Jesus interfere with their political views, because that's the most important part of their religion.
They should have large-screen TV's in their mobile homes and watch re-runs of "Seinfeld," whose jokes they still do not understand after all these years.
As time goes on it will be increasingly risky for Republicans to drive, and they will spend their final years tooling around their mobile parks on golf carts, sometimes bumping into one another.
In the background The Who is singing, "Talkin' 'bout my demm-ographic..."
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