crazy heart

Rush Limbaugh is said to be resting comfortably this morning in a Honolulu hospital. He suffered an apparent heart attack yesterday while vacationing in Hawaii.

I suspect too much weight, excitement, rage, and viagra are to blame, and maybe a few too many Mai Tais. He can probably still live a long and comfortable life, but he'll have to make some major changes in his lifestyle, or lack of it.

I wonder if this is the end of his radio career. I would caution him against the emotional pumping up he habitually indulges himself in. Maybe he could work as a smooth jazz deejay.

He picked an appropriate time to experience a life-changing event. The moon is blue, the worst decade in living memory is over, and we could use some peace and quiet, the better to seriously contemplate where we're going from here. To do that, we need an atmosphere free of the hysterical static spewed out by the false and greedy prophets of the past decade.