I went to my local Target Store the other day to get my daily dose ("Give us this day our daily dose") and they had "Merry Christmas" written on the doors with some kind of glittery stuff.
Not "Happy Holidays" or "Have a Mellow Yuletide" or some other veshch, but "Merry Christmas." So I guess Bill O'Reilly has won, and defeated the nefarious forces arrayed against him who were making war on Christmas. Yay, Bill. ("And lead us not into a Fox station.")
Then I went inside the store, and saw these flashin' lights, and heard these tweetin' things, and there was one type of escalator for humans and another one just for their shopping carts all loaded with swag.
It was pretty scary. "What's this world comin' to?" I asked, but nobody answered. I was just a lonely old man, talking to himself.
1 comment:
I never thought about not being able to take shopping carts on an escalator before now.
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