lepufology

Folks, I don't know how to break this to you gently, so I guess I'll just have to come right out with it.

I've been intensely studying some little-known but extremely informative lepufological texts which have convinced me that we are indeed in grave danger, but not from Islamicists. Rather, we are finding ourselves under attack from space aliens invading us in their flying saucers whose objective is to steal all our rabbits.

The aliens piloting these ships either look like very large rabbits themselves, or are wearing bunny suits. My investigations are in too preliminary a stage to be able to make the call on that point as yet.