raisin cain

Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather's Pizza, who also has a degree in mathematics and a master's in physics, is now in the lead in the Rebooblican horse race.

This stuff about his education is good to know. I guess technocratic pizza guy is an improvement over redneck gunslinger.

Still, I persist in believing H. Cain to be just another pretty rugged, individualistic face. In the end, I have faith that Mittens will prevail, as long as his face doesn't fall off.

I heard that Mittens once went in for a face lift, but when the doctors saw what was underneath it they put it back.

have U got Mittens fever?