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What follows is an early 20th-century "hokum" tune, translated into Japanese at the Google translation site, then re-translated into English. I find it makes just enough sense to be funny. Original lyrics are here.

Now, I know everything, you know I do not know who all
Since I just arrived here today,
My hometown is a small town.
Way down Dixie way

Now, everyone is down from miles around
Call me all in my name,
I called it what is happening in the here and now
Your in big cities
I want you all think the same thing certainly

Because I am daddy from Dumas DING DONG
And you oughtta see me do my stuff
I am a clean cut guy, why
From the corner of Horner
Oh, you oughtta see me strut

I'm cuttin 'paper Cutie
Gal is called, had Katie
She is a little heavy women
I call the baby and her

I am a daddy from Dumas DING DONG
And you oughtta see me do my stuff
Yes, from Dumas, DING DONG daddy
And you oughtta see me do my stuff

I am a ping-pong papa from Pitchfork Prairie
Oughtta, please refer to the post to me.

My dad is a ping-pong
Have a whiz bang mama
She is the baby of the Bear Creek
Kitty and whompous

I am a daddy from Dumas DING DONG
And you oughtta see me do my stuff

DING DONG daddy from Dumas slightly
Oh, you oughtta see me do my stuff

I am of cornpone popper
Of apple knocker and
Can you please refer to the post to me. oughtta
I am a man lovin 'momma
Mary and I left a
She is a big blonde baby
From peanut Prairie

I am now, daddy from Dumas is DING DONG
And you oughtta see me do my stuff

Poor daddy from Dumas slightly rinky
You are who I am 'appears in doin my stuff

I am a peach Paipapa
From the sinus of the Jackson
Oh, you oughtta see me strut

I'm materialized "Papa honey
To obtain a ruthless baby
She is a Shiba Shakin 'sheep
And Hallelujah!

I am a daddy from Dumas DING DONG
You oughtta see me strut!