OK, I'm not usually impressed by the Latest Technological Marvel, but this is something I can no longer live without -- a combination shoe horn and bottle opener.
Think of the implications of this device. People will now be able to have a Coke™ while putting their shoes on. Consumers need never again endure the unpleasantness of dehydration while donning footwear. And they can use their time more efficiently by multi-tasking while sipping their favorite beverages.
I'll have to check to see whether Coke™ is still sold in bottles.