Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Everybody keeps expecting Senator Sanatorium to go away just like nine of the 11 other Republicans who have led the party's nominating race at one time or another. But he just keeps getting stronger.
Last night he won primaries in Alabama and Mississippi. Romney finished third in both races, looking like a dog chasing a car.
First runner up Newt Gingrich vows to stay in it, but who cares?
Will Sanatorium win the nomination? Is he the Vatican's stealth weapon? Does Pope Benny have designs on our precious bodily fluids?
Painting by Guido Reni: Saint Michael Arcangel Stomps on the Devil's Head in the Process of Kicking Him Back Down to Hell, Rome, 1636. The Devil's features are identical to those of the Pope in 1636, Innocent X. Click on the picture for a larger view.