hanging out at the airport

So what's the best thing to wear when you're anticipating air travel, and you know you're going to be screened by the Travel Security Agency (TSA)? Flip-flops or backless sandals, obviously. But if you want to make sure they know you're not carrying weapons or contraband, how about taking everything off?

From the Portland Oregonian: A 49-year-old Portland man was arrested on charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct Tuesday evening after he tried to get through security at Portland International Airport wearing his birthday suit.

John Brennan, a frequent flier, apparently became annoyed at the way the TSA screeners were treating him, so he responded with a protest they couldn't ignore. Unfortunately, this caused him to miss his flight.

However, I think he got his point across.