enquiring minds want to know

Why is this man laughing? And why is he wearing a clump of hair from the shower drain on his head? (Betty Cracker wants to know that one.)

We would also like to know if he thinks he's flashing a peace sign? Probably not. And wondering, does he know that with the palm of the hand facing toward him, that makes this an obscene Italian hand gesture? Probably so.

Mighty flows the Don. His bizarre attempts at clever humor make ya wonder.