Sunday, June 10, 2012

the bounty of camels

The local al-Qaida franchise in Somalia, al-Shabaab, in response to the US State Dept's "Rewards for Justice" program putting $33 million bounties on the heads of seven of the organization's leaders, have offered to pay their own bounty to "Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton."

The bounty is 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens -- 10 hens and 10 roosters -- for Hillary.

I personally wish no harm to either Mr Obama or Mrs Clinton. But I do wish both their tongues would cleave to the rooves of both their mouths with the force of a thousand camels.

No comments: