opus in nadsat

True enough, me brethren, today he stands before you a starry veck with cal-colored platties and no cutter. But he was not always vonny and grazhny as you viddy him here, and once devotchkas and pretty polly littered his path.

But then he fell afoul of the taxation millicents, was declared a prestoopnik and made a plenny in the staja, and that was the end of his rabbitting. So he was not always afflicted with the dreadful sweater with its oozhassny teal buttons, but once on a raz was a malenky malchick like the rest of us, before we all become starry chellovecks and soomkas.

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