annoying habits of the proles

What is the favorite wine of your typical all-American, bullet-headed fascist mother's son?*

These days it's "OMFG, there are more Americans on food stamps now than at any other time in the long history of our glorious nation under Bog."

I suppose we could demand that people stop eating, and solve the problem that way.

And once we've done that, we should activate the anti-sex league to make sure people aren't doing it. That would solve the abortion problem.

As you can plainly see, most of our domestic problems in this country are due to the common people's stubborn refusal to give up those things that cause the problems, such as eating and screwing.

*Lennon/McCartney, lyric from "Bungalow Bill," The White Album, 1969.