Thursday, November 22, 2012

exhibitionism in one county

By a vote of six to five, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors has banned public nudity.

We can now expect to see massive throngs of naked people in SF's public places protesting the new rule, but I won't be among them.

I'm not liable to expose my biceps, triceps, deltoids, or trapezius, pecs, abominables ha ha, intercostals, gluteus maximi, gluteus minimi, gluteus medianii, quadruceps, nor or any other unclothed part any time soon in San Francisco, for two (2) reasons.

1) It's cold there, and (2) the world should have to pay to see this.

Also, besides, I just never go there any more.

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