Friday, February 22, 2013

the milkman cometh

OK, other people may be fooled, but I'm not.

Senator Ted Cruz, that new Teabagger-gunslinger out of Texas, is not a real person. He's some kind of elaborate hoax being perpetrated by Stephen Colbert. or somebody like that. Maybe this crazy stuff is the work of an actor SNL sent in, and they'll be running the tapes of him badgering Chuck Hagel on the main show.

This week's New Yorker recounts how, speaking to one of the Koch Brothers' agitprop forums put on by Americans for Prosperity, Cruz went all "Tail Gunner Joe" on us.

He then went on to assert that Obama, who attended Harvard Law School four years ahead of him, “would have made a perfect president of Harvard Law School.” The reason, said Cruz, was that, “There were fewer declared Republicans in the faculty when we were there than Communists! There was one Republican. But there were twelve who would say they were Marxists who believed in the Communists overthrowing the United States government.”

Really? In 2013?

I don't think so. This guy looks to me like an evil milkman who goes around scaring little kids. The Milkman cometh -- Milkman Ted.

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