Rapper L.L. Cool J. has created a small clusterschnazzle on Twitter his morning by tweeting:
"I'll 4get da chains if u 4give my gold chains."
Translation (for those who need it): I'll forgive your past transgressions against me if you'll just accept me as I am now.
Silly man. Don't you know you're as enslaved, held prisoner in a perpetual adolescence, by those gold chains? It's not like wearing shackles and being made to hoe the crops, but still...
There's a lot more to being truly free than just taking the handcuffs off.