Sunday, June 16, 2013
Obama is black, but Putin is colorful. Man is he ever.
He said just today that the US is supporting and arming cannibals in Syria.
Russian President Vladimir Putin, arriving in Britain ahead of an international summit set to be dominated by disagreement over the U.S. decision to send weapons to Syria's rebels, said the West must not arm fighters who eat human flesh.
Well, now that you put it that way, Vlad...
There's also a flap going on right now about a Super Bowl ring that ended up in Vladimir's pocket at a party in the US eight years ago. The Patriots' owner, Bob Kraft, says he just "meant to show" the $25K bauble to Putin, but the Kremlin has witnesses who say it "was clearly intended as a gift."
And to top it off, Putin divorced his wife of a gazillion years this week. He hasn't announced marriage plans, but he has this cute, young girlfriend who happens to be a world class rhythmic gymnast and a contortionist.
Some guys have all the luck.
OK, there was these 2 cannibals at a banquet.
#1: Man, what a great time!
#2: Yeah, I'm havin a ball.