Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Jehosephat Jones

Jehosephat Jones was rotund, porcine, oily, and lugubrious. He had numerous bare, fleshy appendages emanating from his voluminous rotundity, and his mode of locomotion was rather that of an invertebrate crustacean with circumlocutionary tendencies.

He was altogether a dreadful creature, more to be feared than sympathized with.

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