Sunday, April 15, 2012

jesus at bat

Jesus is at the plate right now.

He was the hero of last night's Mariners' win against those flippin A's, along with the starter, Héctor Noesi, who pitched a nearly flawless eight innings. Jesus sealed the deal with a solo homer and an rbi double, powering the M's to a 4-zip triumph.

Jesus and Hector both came to Seattle in an off-season trade with the Yankees. Now Jesus has flied out to end the inning.

Why is it that baseball players have always flied out since time immemorial? Not one ever flew out.

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