Friday, June 08, 2012

unfortunate headlines

--Concrete Man Drowns

--One-Armed Man Applauds Kindness of Strangers

--Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

--Midget sues grocer, cites belittling remarks

--A-Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt

--Stud Tires Out

--Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25

--Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
(Story about LA Councilwoman Laura Chick.)

--Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison

--Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer

From the want-ads:

--USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel, one only. Phone#

And finally:

--Meeting on open meetings is closed

(And the reason we have to keep what's said there secret is also a secret.)

1 comment:

Ethan Bradford said...

"Concrete Man Drowns" was always one of our favorite headlines. (For the non-locals, there's a town of Concrete in northwest Washington State.)

We also liked "Tuna Biting off Washington Coast". That might explain the funny shape of the coast line.