--Concrete Man Drowns
--One-Armed Man Applauds Kindness of Strangers
--Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
--Midget sues grocer, cites belittling remarks
--A-Rod Goes Deep, Wang Hurt
--Stud Tires Out
--Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25
--Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism
(Story about LA Councilwoman Laura Chick.)
--Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison
--Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer
From the want-ads:
--USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel, one only. Phone#
And finally:
--Meeting on open meetings is closed
(And the reason we have to keep what's said there secret is also a secret.)
1 comment:
"Concrete Man Drowns" was always one of our favorite headlines. (For the non-locals, there's a town of Concrete in northwest Washington State.)
We also liked "Tuna Biting off Washington Coast". That might explain the funny shape of the coast line.
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