men of the cloth

I generally give a wide berth to men of the cloth, whether it's Rev Wright, Rev Pat, Father O'Leary, Pastor Fuzz, Rabbi Plotznik, the Pope of Egypt, the Mullah of Lower Pakhtoonistan, the Worcestor of Kercestore, or whatefer.

The reason for that is that I've found you can't trust any of those guys around your wife, GF, or whomever it might happen to be, especially if your wife, GF, or spousal equivalent is good looking, and mine always are.