Friday, February 08, 2013

have you hugged your fetus this morning?

Beat it! (Beat it) Beat it! (Beat it); No one wants to be the fetus.

--Michael Jackson

No one ever asks to be a fetus. I know I didn't.

Two fetuses went into a bar, but the bartender told them "Sorry, you can't stay."

We all started out as embryos. Fetus is an intermediate stage. Then comes personhood. Then you have to get a job.

Sapos yu endanger fetus bilong yu? Does that make yu a criminal?

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