it's just a fantasy (wo-o wo-o); it's not the real thing (wo-o wo-o)

OMIGOD!!

FURRILLS?!!



Apparently, Fires of Siberia is real.

www.mediaite.com/online/michele-bachmann...
 
Fires of Siberia, a (Michele) Bachmann-inspired romance novel, tells the tale of a red state presidential candidate who crashes in Siberia during a trip to improve (or invent) her foreign policy credentials, and must make her way back to civilization with the help of a dashing stranger named—wait for it—Steadman Bass.

www.badlandsunlimited.com/images/front/F...