Wednesday, May 01, 2013

the evil milkman's hubris

According to the Gnational Review Online, there's a lot of talk coming from the office of Evil Milkman Ted, whom the citizens of Texas recently elected to the US Sennet, of him running for president in 2016.

I think it's a great iidea because the American electorate would hand the milkman's ass to him. You want that on white or whole wheat?

But Houston, we have a problemo. Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Alberta, the son of a Cuban immiigrant and an American mother, sort of like Barack Obama with fascist tendencies. It doesn't look like he's even eligible to run, unless we annex Canada.

I hate you, Milkman Ted

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