If we put ourselves in the hands of autocorrect, we find ourselves with a risqué interlocutor.
Have you ever texted someone with the news that "my boyfriend just left with his mom's corpse,
When what you typed -- or thought you had -- was "his mom's Camaro?"
Or you ask a guest whether "chicken fajitas sound OK." But the text he receives invites him for chicken vaginas, which leads to the rejoinder, "No, not really...and ROFL by the way."
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