Right!! I remember from my deepest childhood Tommy Toilet's happy admonition,"Don't forget to wipe your ass, folks."
Keepin a clean azzole, preventing pond scum from building up on the margins of the various sinks & basins in one's domicile -- these are matters of basic hygiene. It's not putting on airs to want a clean joint.
Guess I got 2 hire some body. Not to police my body functions though. Just to keep away the pond scum and cock-A-roaches.