Heard on CNN Friday Eve:
Violence has broken out at a Drumpf rally in Chicago. Here with a live update is ALLIE the TOWLIE.
(I don't even know thre proper spelling of that word "towlie." Or is it "towelie?")
Ok we're getting a live feed now from Allie the Towlie.
''Allie, wut R U C-ing raht now?''
''It's all effed up w/ warioers fighting all over the floor. & that fogging heliocoptors overhead, they are drownding me out.''
''10Q 4 dat, Allie the Towlie.''