allie the towelie

Heard on CNN Friday Eve:


 Violence has broken out at a Drumpf rally in Chicago. Here with a live update is ALLIE  the TOWLIE.

(I don't even know thre proper spelling of that word "towlie." Or is it "towelie?")











Ok we're getting a live feed now from Allie the Towlie.

''Allie, wut R U C-ing raht now?''

''It's all effed up w/ warioers fighting all over the floor.  & that fogging heliocoptors overhead, they are drownding me out.''


''10Q 4 dat, Allie the Towlie.''