Bo Billy endured an inauspicious start in life as the seventh of five children. His father was an old bear hunter, but he ran out of old bears to kill. But that's just the romantic version; the truth is he was just an old fart who ran out of gas.
If this isn't the ultimate one and only greatest thrift-store masterpiece ever, I can't imagine what a better one would look like. This is an unsigned, anonymous original oil painting, found today at a second-hand store in Portland, Oregon.